Hi. My name is Ashley & I'm a cub scout mom.

I generally dislike cub scout meetings. 7:30 on a Friday night? Come ON. Granted, it ain't like I'd be out doing some cool shit, but I just wouldn't be doing THIS if I thought I could get away with it.

Tonight, however, took a definite dog leg towards enjoyable...

We finally got done with all the formalities & discussing who can't have gluten (& heads up - I don't care. You'd better bring Spotty his own snack when it's my week because I made ZERO effort to remember which one he was) & I'll be damned if tonight's thing wasn't on basketball. Which I KILL at.

Turns out I will push a kid down if he tries to drive the lane..."Goddamn it! You drive like my fucking grandma. Get that weak shit outta here."

Ok. So nobody drove the lane & I didn't get the chance, but still...I wanted to push the big one down who kept whining about getting sweaty. He also had blinky light mandals on. Strike 2. I wanted to smack his normal looking dad for allowing THAT to happen.

Best part was that we meet at a church...where other groups meet...at the same time...in fully lit rooms with lots of realllly big windows. I was being friendly & waved :-) Because I'm super friendly like that. I also stared at them - a lot, since I was bored as hell at first & I'm generally ok with other people being uncomfortable. "Oh shit...that's AA". FYI - They aren't into waving back ;-) Unfriendly bunch...

AA-holes ;-D

Longer, leaner, faster, stronger!
Ashley