Degas vs Godzilla

My oldest has this thing where he works himself up into a damned frenzy about whatever ("It's TOOOOOSDAY! OMG!") & throws up at school. Random ass vomit. The lunchroom seems to be his favorite, but he's been known to wreck a classroom or two...I even have the school nurse's extension programmed in as "MGD Threw up", so it's pretty safe to say it's happened once or twice...

Guess what happened on Monday.

"This is Mrs. Cyman..."

SHIT.

I must have actually said it because she started laughing.

Monday afternoon, night & Tuesday, condensed: Barf, barf, vomit, throw up, beg for stuff on tv. Barf. Wake up paranoid & twitching about having to go to school after having been "...awake all night...". Back to sleep. Recover, watch cartoons & play video games, recover, beg for real food. Get pb&j. Barf.

Damn it.

I have scrubbed his mattress, carpet in two bedrooms, stuffed animals, sheets & comforter, my sheets, towels, doors, walls, floors, cabinets, both toilets, two sinks AND a tub.  Pretty sure that shit bleached out spots on my carpet, too...

Out of school again today & we've GOT to catch up. School work is collected... stupid, needlessly drawn out math homework is done & on to creative writing for the real fun. Today's inspiration is Degas's "Place de la Concorde", which is very cool because we usually get some funny ass picture of a squirrel in a baby bonnet riding a dog. By the time he slapped "The End" on it, he'd roped in Abraham Lincoln, a dog peeing on somebody's leg, swings, Chinese tv news & Godzilla.

I helped :-D

"And then Gojeeraahh attacks THAA BAABYYYYY! Aaaaaaa!" You better run, Small One. Craptastic naps only rile up the monster...Grrrraaaaaaaa!!!

*mutant T-Rex claw arms*

Fingers crossed for a tomorrow with all fluids in their rightful places...

Longer, leaner, faster, stronger!
Ashley