**I have a Pinterest acct, but after having to wait forfuckingever for an invitation to join, I refuse to use it out of principle. Bull. Shit.**
I will, however, use the hell outta some Facebook. Anyway...the list.
"Apple picking"
Who the hell decided this was fun? There's a reason other people get paid to do this. It seems like it'd be all fun, but then there are bugs & the carrying & then somebody gets called a ShitBag & leaves the orchard in a huff. Luvvvvvv youuuuuuuu.....
"Holding hands in the mall"
My own personal vision of Hell so let's not if it's all the same to you. You know what IS fun in the mall? Buying me stuff. And the place with steak & french fries.
"Playing Monopoly"
Awesome. The game that ends with me in devastating little metal dog poverty & you sleeping on the couch, if I don't just wander off to the bathroom...hanging out with the hope you'll forget what we were doing & start watching TV instead.
"Read a book together"
No ma'am. The phrase "Just turn the goddamned page already..." is bound to bubble up. I don't want to read about war & I don't even know what I DO read these days. Cereal box. Shampoo bottle. Am I getting all the conditioning I need? Who the hell knows...
"Match socks together"
Negative. K is very...set...in his laundry ways. I like to leave a sock hanging out of the dresser just to mess with him. "Look at it...just hanging out there...drawer ajar... ;-) " He rotates his stock/I shove clothes in my drawers with a foot. That's pretty much how we operate. He overlooks a lot of shit ;-)
"Other shit that I don't want to do"
Etc.
Noticed the entire list was pretty much just stereotypical crappy girl stuff. No wonder they don't want to do it. Hell, I don't want to & I'm all ovaried up. Nowhere on that list was "make sandwiches". K's pretty damned fond of that. Or "eat cake". That's big at my house, too, & closely followed by "drink cold cold beer". And where was "Do it"? That's their favorite...& how I ended up with the small one and an iPad.
Just sayin'...you might get cool stuff ;-)...instead of ending up being married to some dude that likes to hold hands, read chick lit & wants to get a cat.
Cool stuff? Infinitely better.
Longer, leaner, faster, stronger!
Ashley
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