Don't play dead...or was that DO play dead...?

Back at Cub Scouts. Den Mom forgot the key to our meeting space & so we're hanging out...outside...in the dark. Den Dad got the super brilliant idea to play catch with a damned baseball & it's only a matter of time before one of the cars they're standing next to loses some glass. "You! Get away from my car! You heard me!"

Not an athletic group.

Still outside & somebody just got hit. Game over.

AA won't let us in the building. I stand by my "AA-holes" assertion. I SEE YOU IN THERE!!!

Moving on to forward rolls. Wtf? How do 7 year olds not know how to do this? Mass complaining about sticks on the ground. My God. THIS is what happens when you don't let boys be boys - they turn into goddamned whiney girls. Where's the adventure? I haven't had to say "Put that stick down before you poke your eye out!" not the first damned time tonight. What are they doing with their time?

STILL outside...

Scraaaaaaaatch. I hate Cub Scouts.

I DO have cute hair, though, & a skort, so shit could be worse.

Aaaaand Den Mom's finally back with the key.

That's worse. I was hoping we'd get to leave early. :-/

Inside & it's just like the half hour we just spent outside jackassing around doesn't count towards time served. NOW we start the meeting.

Hate everyone here.

During the first aid talk, my suggestion to "just sever" wasn't well received. Then we somehow migrated over to bear attacks (""\(o_o)/"") Probably because I brought that shit up...then I told the new parents that we saw bears at the camp out last year...up close & personal. "They were all just hanging out all up in the tent area...just. right. there." ;-)

That MAY have been a MINOR exaggeration about what went down...

"You got a bear whistle, right?"

Diversionary snacks because of increasing bear panic. One kid gets bent because his Capri Sun got leaked on by another pouch. I want to squirt him with mine & tell him to shut the hell up.

Wuss.

Flags. Popcorn. Fire truck. Mmmhmm. Ok. Alright. Sure - whatever. Done? Yay!

What the hell did I just agree to buy?

Longer, leaner, faster, stronger!
Ashley