Charity starts at home ;-)

I have a friend who says she waaaants to workout.  She lies.  She WANTS to drink & read lady porn.  Hustling that ass ain't even top 10 ;-) This is what I say to you, sweet friend - you don't have to want
to do it to do it.  Not following?  Let me frame it in a way I'm sure you can work with...let's say you used to be married to a total shitbag.  Hypothetically.  And I'm sure there was probably AT LEAST
one charity bang during that.  Didn't want to.  Did it anyway.  With me? ;-) Exercise = pity sex (in the beginning...but then you sorta get into it because there's nothing good on tv...wait...what?)

Get down on it...get down on it...get down onnnn it...Shaanaaanananaaa!

So go.  Move.  Now <3

Longer, leaner, faster, stronger!
Ashley