Just saw what I sincerely hope was a bad tranny. To clarify, transvestites are a part of my Big Three. Three things will ALWAYS stop me in my tracks - Trannies, Hookers & Midgets. No offense if you're any of these, but God help me if I am ever blessed enough to witness all 3 in 1 neat little package, I will pee my damned pants on the spot.
Got my nails done today ALONE, which was fantastic enough, but then...Best nail time ever. Swear to God, Big Ang with giant, super shitty bleached out hair, half a dress and old lady "heels" (and a peeps...unless Big Ang already has a peeps, then pretty much the same person) came in for a mani/pedi with her unsuspecting boyfriend. Now I don't speak Vietnamese, but I'm pretty sure that the nail ladies were speculating the same thing, along with calling the boyfriend "MarioLuigi" (fair assessment). I feel pretty certain that MarioLuigi had to have been attracted to/blinded by the individual female-like elements instead of the whole, draggy package. If this was a full-on woman, she needs to be ashamed of herself. Granted, I don't do worth a damn to work my potential (I'm gradually easing into "trying"), but shit, girl. Put an end to this F5 frenzy. It was like looking at an aging Jersey Shore caricature just walking around getting her GTL on...with a dink. Fist pump 2 times if you can hear me!
If it's Dudes on Parade, somebody needs to slap that bitch. Quit half-assing it - the world has plenty of unattractive women already. Get with the pretty or get the fuck out, Dong Dong.
Longer, leaner, faster, stronger!
Ashley
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