Just a few suggestions to the delightful Michigan delegation here in support of their team...
1. Michigan ladies! Step up your game. A yellow shirt & navy pants do not make an acceptable travel game weekend outfit. Where are the sequins? Animal prints? Collegiate inspired purse & shoes? Shit! I even have on full makeup today AND my hair is done & I ain't even going anywhere near Cowboys Stadium. Write that down. Hell, my baby looks more outfitted than a lot of what I've seen. Be about your business, girls! Slap some hairspray on that thing & make with some gaudiness.
2. Pompous Michigan Asshole Old Guy Downstairs! I understand that YOUR stadium holds 114K & I am fucking ecstatic for you. Mine holds 110K AND I don't have to look at a bunch of UM assholes, so I'm calling that a win. You bitching about the Superdome ain't gonna change the fact that you weren't there for the National Championship last year. When WERE you at a National Championship game? Remind me because I can't seem to recall...
3. Everything else! Kiss my ass. Chances are, if you're from Michigan, you're a dick. Just sayin'.
Roll Tide!
Longer, leaner, faster, stronger!
Ashley
You crack me up. I would love to share my version of "Hail to the Victors" that we sang at Iowa when Michigan was in town made for some fun nights at the bars. it is not very clean, and I don't sing it anymore, but I still know it. I bet you'd be singing it this weekend....Oh heck, I'll give it a shot for you with abbreviations. You know the tune-
ReplyDelete"Hail all you Mother-fers, Hail all you Old C*$k-suckers; Hail, Hail to Michigan the Cess Pool of the year".